They Will Kill You's Official Trailer is (High Grade) Grindhouse Heaven (or Hell)

We could all use a laugh in 2026... even a dark one

While most "grindhouse" features are typically low budget or poor in quality and acting, they're always high octane, gruesome and off the wall. New Line Cinema's forthcoming They Will Kill You starring Zazie Beetz is much the same, though it's also a deliberate comedy that looks set to raise the 'spoof' bar to new levels by not actually being all that on-the-nose and phoned in.

At the very least, we can all agree it's bloody gory and violent, and we're here for that given the genre and setting.

Check into the "Virgil" hotel below...

Also starring the likes of Tom Felton, Myha'La, Paterson Joseph, Heather Graham and Patricia Arquette, They Will Kill You is set to deliver a dark and twisted comedy experience set within a hotel designed as a murder trap for unsuspecting sacrifices for a demonic cult. With this in mind, expect a mix of torture porn-level ingenuity, slapstick "right back at ya" tropes and a heady dose of blood and gore.

Set to hit theatres this March 25, we can't wait to see what this time is conjuring.

 

They Will Kill You

What’s The Pop?: Horror-Comedy Movie
From: New Line Cinema
Release Date: 2026-03-25
Date: January 06, 2026

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